June 2012
Mumbling the bits of the songs you don't know....
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I really hate how Facebook always asks "what's on...
assholedisney:
shit facebook, I just wanted to post something witty about cats
and here you are like
what’s on your mind Becky
what is it
you’re totally thinking about Ryan Gosling again aren’t you
aren’t you
a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
May 2012
mum: why are you doing that?
me: because a band do it
mum: if a band jumped off a cli-
me: yes
Saturdays are probably my favourite day of the week.
Coincidentally, they are the day when I have the most time to do schoolwork… And get the least done.
Can’t be tamed.
Anonymous asked: i made $150 today on tumblrtasks(.)com check it out but dont tell anyone about it
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Mum and I watching ads on TV
Me: Oh that's ridiculous, face wash does not wake you up.
Mum: THEY'RE LYING! All of those stickers are apples
Us: What is this even about?
Us: Obviously this tampon ad was written by a male
Us: Didn't we see this last ad break?
When your jam comes on in the car.
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A haiku about getting out of bed
no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
Me: I lost a follower
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
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I’m not really sure which parts of myself are real and which parts are things...
– Beatrice Sparks, Go Ask Alice (via in—wonderland)
Anonymous asked: Do you like living there??/
normal people flirting: you're pretty sexy, you should definitely give me your number so we can talk or text sometimes ;)
me flirting: do you like lettuce?
Anonymous asked: Were are you from??
Most unused button of Tumblr.. →
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I actually had to think about where the preview button was for awhile…
my thoughts at school
me: okay that's cool, just stop in the middle of the hallway, i have all day
me: she’s a bitch
me: you need to go back to first grade
me: i’m hungry
me: you got some face on your make-up
me: ugh
me: why did you bring your designer bag to school
me: ew
me: i’m tired
me: stop screaming you’re right next to her whore
me: fuck my life