January 2012
7 tags
that awkies moment when i fell asleep instead of entertaining loren and she turned everything in my room upside down and christmas wrapped my tv.
also when i’m not actually typing this. because i’m still SLEEPING.
The awkward moment when you drop something in a...
It falls off and your desperately trying to put it back when you feel someone watching you and you’re all like:
Then the saleslady looks at you like:
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– angels-and-angles
(via bornthisbrown)
yourwhoreisshowing asked: Stalking my blog, I see.
I love it when guys are protective.
“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...”
– Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via obdormio)
I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about Lizzie and Gordo that is just so much better than any other Disney show couple. In my opinion, anyway.
They’re just adorable.
Katie: My friend just said: "I've never eaten a rose," and I thought "I bet the Doctor has."
Me: Omg that's going on tumblr.
“For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a...”
– Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose (via fierycross)
“Speaking personally, you can have my gun, but you’ll take my book when you pry...”
– Stephen King (via wordpainting)
How to succeed in all aspects of life:
thedetectiveprinceofbakerstreet:
pizzaforpresident:
Try
That’s a funny way of spelling “be born into wealth”.
“There is no magic cure, no making it all go away forever. There are only small...”
– Wintergirls (via ease-the-ache)
sushimilk:
you know those potatoes called smiles? I’m eating some now and every time I eat them I feel like they are staring me down like “you boiled us in hot oil and that really hurt and now you’re eating us but thats okay we forgive you”
“In my mind I am eloquent; I can climb intricate scaffolds of words to reach the...”
– Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion (via suzywire)
2 tags
“I really don’t know what ‘I love you’ means. I think it means ‘Don’t leave me...”
– Neil Gaiman (via skinnying)
Combination of candles and “Crash” on repeat is making me sleepy.
Night all.
I’m pretty sure my candles are magic. I’m just lying in the dark with them lit, and its like insta-calm. It’s wonderful.